“CAN YOU SEE MY TIMBERFELL NOW???”
Sordid Lives Weekend is finally here!!! A special thank you to all of our guests coming in for this weekend’s trailer trash event! There are still a few rooms available, so it is not too late to be part of the fun!! This will be the biggest and best Sordid Lives Weekend yet!! (Note: Tent camp sites and day passes are always available).
1st Annual Sordid Lives Yard Sale!
Join LaVonda, Latrelle, Sissy, and your fellow RV & Trailer Park trashies for the 1st Annual Sordid Lives Yard Sale! From 11am-1pm on Saturday, you can bring your best yard sale items and set up shop in the RV park! Trinkets, treasures, cocktails, and maybe even a few specialty frocks from Brother Boy’s days as Loretta Lynn and Kitty Wells are all on SALE! A few items even come straight from vacation bible school and less than $32.09!
Saturday Evening Dinner
Featuring Noleta’s own Tuna Casserole (the kind with Lays potato chips), the finest fried chicken in the south, and scrumptious desserts; you’ll agree that “THIS PIE IS GOOD!” Great food and hot men…all in honor of our dear sister Peggy.
Wardell and Juanita Will Wet Your Whistles at the Tiki Bar and Tavern
Join the boys at the poolside tiki bar and grab a brew, burger, or pizza. Then at 9pm, the Tavern will open for some down-home honky-tonkin’ – that’s right HONKY TONKIN’! Maybe even a few songs sung by Bitsy Mae Harling herself (that tramp!).
This is just a sample of the events scheduled this weekend for Sordid Lives!!! So grab your wooden legs and head on down to Timberfell – even without your hair on!!!!
—Dr. Eve (Steve) and Odell (Bill)
